nyan-face-pwaah-derp asked: Jeofjewowodjwjejrksjd BUDDERRRRRRRRR AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHKWBSJDSHGQDJSJCDOWOEOFEIWOSAJDZJAIDJWOSJPQJWJBWJKDMWKNFNDF DEDDBF
You don’t seem well
jelly-filled-zombies asked: I'll lend you one of my cats uvu sinceI'musingmybodypartsoops
Spare me your cats, Harvest Moon buddy
An animal body is a fantastic idea, but I have thought of an even better host…
I am Face, king of crocodiles. Watch out 2013.
Seriously you disgusting little punks, look at me
There’s only an hour left til 2013 and I still only have an intestine? You call this a body? Get to my askbox and help me get my body parts, or I won’t be able to conquer the world!
You gave me a heart just to break it
You’re more of a monster than even I…
Hello there, boys and girls, it’s me, your most beloved Dark Overlord, Face
As you can see, some kind gentleman has donated me a small part of an intestine! This is clearly the beginning of something beautiful; my new body!
As I’m sure most of you know, it was one year ago today that my earlier plan failed to come to fruition, so now it’s up to you to help me rise up and conquer 2013 instead! Cheers.
Anonymous asked: --Whispers 'Buttocks' into your ear seductively and absconds--
"Into my ear you say?"
"I do so love being the bearer of bad news!"
shaymints asked: Face! Did you get your mom anything for mother's day?
"Well, Mother’s Day in my current nation of residence was several months ago, so today I just stabbed her repeatedly in the ovaries."
I have no idea what you’re talking about
Go back to your bending and whatnot,
DON’T MAKE ME BEND THE HELL OUT OF YOU
shaymints asked: Hey Face, have you ever played Majora's Mask? :3c
"Surely thou jest. I taught that cheeky young Majora everything she knows about being a face!"